On my way home from work every day, I drive down a road that is a gauntlet of billboard advertisements. One, in particular, always catches my eye.
I want to march around this billboard sign in protest, as it is clearly a scam, a ploy of rotten individuals who would like nothing better than to lure you in with the sweet nectar of their promises, take you to an amusement park for a delightful day of fun and sun, put you on an awesome rollercoaster, then laugh as you fall to your death BECAUSE THERE'S NO HARNESS ON THE SEAT THEY SAVED FOR YOU!!
AirTran, you make me sick.