I was with a group of friends last week talking about a story that came out last week about a 33-year-old woman living in Pennsylvania who was arrested for poisoning her boyfriend. How? By slipping Visine drops into his drinking water ten to twelve times over the last three years. Why? Well, she "never meant to kill him, only wanted him to pay more attention to her." Friend 1: "There are cheaper ways to do that!"
Friend 2: "Like lingerie.
Friend 2: "Seriously...it doesn't have to be expensive...it just has to be on."
...and that made me laugh, very heartily.